tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19095240466932209282011-11-27T15:40:34.240-08:00Loxynoreply@blogger.comBlogger631100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-29895162194782148452009-10-25T11:33:00.001-07:002009-10-25T11:46:13.593-07:00

And I recognized the theme. It's just like this blog, except sanitized.But it means I've got an entire box of options, I'll never have to come up with original material again! (Though I might.)So, the first card I picked out: David Bowie, Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler(An easy one, right?)Marry David Bowie - He's cool, he's hip and that makes me Iman.Boff Mick Jagger - The Rolling Stones are one

Loxynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-60321089110740670442009-07-29T12:43:00.000-07:002009-07-29T13:01:30.949-07:00

I can’t exactly say I am a huge fan of vampire stuff, I mean, I don’t run out to buy the newest series of books or anything like that, but there is something oddly appealing about vampires. All dark and mysterious and baaad.Me likey.With the influx of vamp-related movies and tv shows right now, why not jump on the bandwagon and boff a couple of vamps. Ok, well, boff one, stake one and marry one.I

irishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293646024371284937noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-31335033791410162892009-05-03T10:38:00.000-07:002009-05-03T15:22:24.330-07:00

Entourage!Two of the boys are obvious boff boff boffs - Ari Gold and Vincent Chase - so they are out.Thankfully, there are other boys to choose from.Marry, Boff, Kill: Entourage. Marry: Turtle Duh, of course it would be Turtle. He would be the best husband - look at everything he does for the guys. He would always be grateful when you had sex and he would be the least likely to cheat on you.Also,

irishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293646024371284937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-4113702428303977862009-03-31T14:43:00.001-07:002009-03-31T15:05:35.427-07:00

There's something amazing about the band Nickelback. They can take an important worldly statement and make it look so douchey. Yet, they keep selling records and ruining something we once described as music.I was at the Junos on the weekend, and they won 3 of the top awards.Who is voting for these things?Anyways, Marry Boff Slaughter Mercilessly: Nickelback.To cut down to three (y'all know that

Loxynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-10836981540188191042009-03-18T20:22:00.000-07:002009-03-18T21:44:07.572-07:00

My friend often comments on my obsession with the wealthy blondes of the world. And I can't deny that I do love following some of them. I am mesmerized by them - the ease of their lives, the whole blonde thing, their clothes. They are so much of what I will never be - at least right now. Ok, I will never go blonde, that would be dumb, at least it would look dumb. So, here it is, Marry Boff Kill:

irishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293646024371284937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-60862791562846811782009-03-14T22:20:00.000-07:002009-03-14T22:46:17.170-07:00

This is a super challenge for me because frankly, I have no idea who these guys are. I have never heard their music, I don't know why they are famous and I just needed to bump a post down.Oh, and I watched an episode of South Park last night that taught me everything I know about them:A. They are owned and operated by Disney.B. They appeal to the Christian crowd.C. They turn normal kids into

Loxynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-7019854365910514842009-03-09T21:22:00.000-07:002009-03-14T22:19:55.295-07:00

Seeing how I haven't posted for a while and that I really don't have too much ideas, I've decided to recycle an old post from my blog. This was the post that got me a writing spot on here. Too bad it didn't land me in someone's bed...harharhar!Disclaimer: If you've been a reader of this blog for a while, you know I'm very sarcastic. I like to joke around. If you're a new reader who happens to

Tawcannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-916810135885354592009-02-27T00:33:00.000-08:002009-03-14T22:44:45.528-07:00

Those who are "close" to me know that "Closer" is one of my favourite movies. Top ten - all time. I joked about watching it on Valentine's Day due to its un-romanticism, but haven't been able to stop thinking about it since then. So, I threw it in once again. With movies that I've watched dozens of times, I always wonder when they will wear out their welcome. Lemme tell you, this one is

Loxynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-67546352373198447532009-02-13T16:23:00.000-08:002009-02-13T16:58:02.014-08:00

Once I wikipedia something, I tend to check out everything they've ever done. Needless to say, Lonely Island has gotten this treatment as of late.Marry Boff Kill: The Boys of The Lonely Island.Kill Akiva Schaffer:I know I usually start with Marry or Boff, leaving the kill to the end, but this one is just so easy. Sorry Akiva. You're talented. You're probably more talented than the other guys (

Loxynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-87713471482544495432009-02-06T09:29:00.000-08:002009-02-06T12:16:21.512-08:00

Marry Boff Kill The Flight of the Conchords - Jemaine, Bret and Arj Barker (who appears as Dave and is opening on tour). Marry Bret McKenzie: Cause he's like tres adorable. That's the entire rationale for marrying him. If only real life were that easy.Boff Dave or Arj Barker: (I didn't really specify if these are the characters or the actual dudes)Anyways, Arj is hilarious. He's also kinda hot

Loxynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-19362044579963821812009-02-04T16:53:00.000-08:002009-03-14T22:43:39.067-07:00

I have never purchased or even owned an issue or Tiger Beat, Teen Beat or Bop. These, in case you are unfamiliar, are the fodder of the pre-teen - magazines full of teen idols, one shirtless per magazine, plus 6 fold out posters if you're lucky. Even at 13 years old, I had too much self-respect to own the magazines. But I had celebrity crushes. Devon Sawa, JTT... the usual.So, how do you pick

Loxynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-62010549922038600022009-01-24T18:37:00.000-08:002009-01-24T18:55:47.386-08:00

It's the NHL All Star Break, so how about we look at my favourite team... the Oilers.It's hard to pick three, but thanks to this awesome video above, I'm set. Marry Boff Kill: Glenn Anderson, Mark Messier, and Ken Linseman. Kill Ken Linseman - His nickname of "The Rat" might be the least sexy thing I can imagine. But then I watch that video and see what kind of hair we'd be dealing with.

Loxynoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-55696984610875991972009-01-22T11:37:00.000-08:002009-01-22T11:54:40.011-08:00

So in honour of the Oscar nominations being announced this morning, I want to take a shot at the best actors. How do I pick just three of the five? Well, turns out I've seen three of those performances. (Richard Jenkins and Brad Pitt don't make the cut)Marry, Boff, Kill: Sean Penn in Milk, Frank Langella in Frost/Nixon, and Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler. Marry Sean Penn in Milk: Possibly a

Loxynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-83053864070236140382009-01-11T13:25:00.000-08:002009-01-11T17:10:40.643-08:00

Late night talk shows - a staple for university students and shift workers alike. Since joining the 9-5 world, my late night tv consumption has dropped severely, but I still know what's what when it comes to these men. Although this one is going to be particularly hard, as two of them are on my Top 5. Marry Boff Kill: Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jon StewartMarry David Letterman: He is

irishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293646024371284937noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-74445175263368871172009-01-07T10:09:00.000-08:002009-01-07T10:14:53.606-08:00

I am currently sans computer. Upon arrival of my new mac book, this blog will be back in business. In the meantime I encourage my cohorts to tackle...Late night tv hostsThe judges of American idolThe different ages of Benjamin ButtonPeople who died over christmasDisney's villians

Loxynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-25599841306855029072008-12-20T08:57:00.000-08:002008-12-23T18:18:15.750-08:00

On a comprehensive Christmas music playlist, there are always some jarring songs that jump out from the otherwise jazzy-instrumentally-boney-emmy music. One of those songs is "All I Want For Christmas is my Two Front Teeth" by those rapscallions, the Chipmunks.So, while part of me would want to kill 'em all... it'd be a loss for all six year old children who relate to the lyrics.Marry Boff Kill:

Loxynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-13489150402314307112008-12-14T10:08:00.000-08:002008-12-23T18:18:32.087-08:00

Over the years, many actors have stepped into the Santa suit - some better than others (I'm lookin at you Paul Giamatti). So why not fulfill every little girl's fantasy?Marry Boff Kill - the man in red. (Not to be confused with Satan)Kill Tim Allen as Santa: I've never seen The Santa Clause.. one, two or three. But I'm pretty certain they account for three times too many when Tim Allen got a big

Loxynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-62369470163278089672008-12-09T23:56:00.000-08:002008-12-23T18:17:58.416-08:00

Firs the boring boring introduction... You can go & skip this part or go to sleep if you want... As most of you probably don't know, I'm more or less an outdoor nut. There are lots outdoor activities like white water kayaking and kite boarding I want to try but decided to avoid just so there's less chance of blow money on other outdoor gear.So today I've decided to Marry Boff Kill three of my

Tawcannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-10503245045391018642008-12-08T17:39:00.001-08:002008-12-23T18:19:09.243-08:00

With sights of decorated trees, St. Paul’s blinding lights and an inundation of holiday-extravaganza sales, it is apparent – it’s that time of year.But not all holidays are created equal.Marry – Hanukkah – What can I say, I am a gentile with a soft-spot for God’s chosen people. And what could be better than a clay toy that spins?! In fact, our wedding song would be the dradle song, we would dance

irishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293646024371284937noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-72311550135730989902008-12-08T01:10:00.000-08:002008-12-23T18:19:38.505-08:00

That's right bitches, it's a Christmas themed MBK! How about those sexy beasts "The Wise Men"? I'll tell you what I'd do to them.(First of all, my in-depth Wikipedia search of this topic tells me these guys have different names in different cultures and religions, so I'm gonna base my decisions on their gifts.)Marry the Gold guy - I'm not for tradition but generally an engagement ring is gold..

Loxynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-56759663643897045592008-12-02T21:56:00.000-08:002008-12-23T18:20:10.852-08:00

Looks like I've been ignoring this blog for the last while. Got this idea while going for my nightly stroll along Broadway.Marry Boff Kill: Girls work at Cactus Club, Earl's & Rugby Beach Club & GrillKill Rugby Beach Club & Grill. Sure it's a good place to get cheap booze and watch the game but there's a 3 drink limit before you have to purchase food. The food kinda sucks and you have to order

Tawcannoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-15443820297426491722008-11-29T10:15:00.000-08:002008-12-23T18:21:49.459-08:00

So, on the recommendation of a friend, I watched "How I Met Your Mother". All of it. It's good mindless entertainment and, quite frankly, I'm shocked by the fact that I watched it all. Three and a half seasons. Yikes.Anyways, the men on the show did help me keep coming back. And in order for this to work, I am dealing with characters, not the actors that play them. Because sexual orientation

Loxynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-13139668356779878152008-11-20T00:12:00.001-08:002008-11-20T00:13:36.550-08:00

Thank you Wordle!

Loxynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-91790642535649626952008-11-19T12:06:00.000-08:002008-12-23T18:22:58.278-08:00

Josh: Cerie, Marry Boff Kill; Lutz, Toofer, or Kenneth?Cerie: I’d marry Toofer, cause he’s classy. I’d kill Lutz, sorry Lutz.Lutz: The thought that you would do anything to me is awesome.Cerie: And I’d boff Kenneth.Josh: What?!I actually have nothing to change about this. Next up: Jack, Tracy and Kenneth.

Loxynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-74320786686533741012008-11-12T23:12:00.000-08:002008-12-23T18:25:02.947-08:00

Anytime I want to write another post here, I find myself turning to my favourite TV shows. I'm a big fan of Friday Night Lights. While it's shockingly obvious that the "kids" on this show are far from kids, the style in which it has been shot is fantastic. It's quick, it's real and it's fun.Oh, and the whole lot of guys are hot.Marry Boff Kill: Tim Riggins (27), Matt Cerasen (26), and Jason

Loxynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-52820568523907675542008-11-10T10:15:00.000-08:002008-12-23T18:26:52.683-08:00

Because there is a whole whack of men on AMC's Mad Men, I figured I'd google pictures of the show until I got a small subsection. So, looking at the choices in the picture...Marry Boff Kill: Partial Cast of Mad MenOkay, I can't decide. Please help. I should boff Sterling, marry Draper and kill Pete Campbell, but he's got these eyes and this douchey charm. Damn you Pete Campbell! Oh and I was

Loxynoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-40265524658712994932008-11-05T00:04:00.001-08:002008-12-23T18:27:50.771-08:00

Since it's election night, let's have some fun. :DMarry Boff Kill: Hillary Clinton, Laura Bush, Michelle ObamaMarry Michelle Obama. She's smart, she's supportive, she simply makes a good wife. I can't wait to see how she'd do as the first lady. Exciting time ahead.Kill Laura Bush. Anyone associated with George W. Bush deserves to be killed. Now if she offers me her daughter Barbara Bush as a

Tawcannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-3124890562044853582008-10-29T23:30:00.000-07:002008-12-23T18:28:54.346-08:00

Reality TV shows are so 1999, why can't ppl just let them go? But thanks to the latest horrible reality shows we have a list of females for this edition of MBK.Marry Boff Kill: Paris Hilton, Brooke Hogan, Heidi from the HillsKill Brooke Hogan. Am I the only one that thinks her face is fake like a barbie doll? It's almost like someone drove a car over her face a few times. That nose of hers can't

Tawcannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-15633040822192575042008-10-28T00:36:00.000-07:002008-12-23T18:31:18.228-08:00

Chuck Bass, Dan Humphrey, Nate ArchibaldMarry Dan - He's the logical choice partly because he has modest beginnings but mostly because his "dad" is the hottest guy on the show which only indicates good things for our future life together.Kill Nate: Despite the last 2 minutes of this week's episode of Gossip Girl (swoon!), he's just way too pretty to be with. I would always be wondering if my

Loxynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-61958265100706507132008-10-22T10:43:00.001-07:002008-12-23T18:32:54.079-08:00

A friend suggested this one to me... so here goes nothing: Chad Kroeger, Scott Stapp, and Kid Rock.Kill Chad Kroeger: He makes me embarrassed to be a Canadian and his music is so horrible that I actually want to kill him.Boff Scott Stapp: Hopefully during the act of "making love", I barf all over him.Marry Kid Rock: He has the most money of the bunch and I feel like I should get paid for

Loxynoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-16594891157519309762008-10-18T14:47:00.000-07:002008-12-23T18:33:24.701-08:00

This is my first MBK post that doesn't involve any females. In fact, this post will be about men-made machines. Man what kind of sick minded freak am I?Anyway, as some of you might heard already, Apple recently announced a new lines of MacBooks. So my question is...Marry Boff Kill: MacBook Pro, MacBook, MacBook Air.Kill MacBook Air. Sure it's thin and sexy but it is as useless as Britney Spears.

Tawcannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-16771427369118772062008-10-15T09:58:00.000-07:002008-12-23T18:34:22.977-08:00

Most nights I come home from work, make myself a snack and sit down for some quality time with my boy Jon Stewart. He makes me laugh, he makes me think, and he makes me a little hot.But this isn't about the Daily Show, at least not in its current form. This is: Marry Boff Kill - Former Daily Show Correspondents who have gone onto other jobs. (That may bring more money and fame and junk, but if

Loxynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-63274559509559966702008-10-07T20:36:00.000-07:002008-12-23T18:35:05.022-08:00

Continuing with Loxy's fascination with old TV shows...but this time with a male voice.Dawson's Creek came out in 1998. Back then it was one of the hottest show on air. Everyone watched it. Too bad the storyline was never too original and like so many shows it eventually got pulled off the air.Marry Boff Kill the female characters: Joey Potter (Katie Holmes), Jen Lindley (Michelle Williams),

Tawcannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-34851229646131406392008-10-04T20:27:00.001-07:002008-12-23T18:36:15.733-08:00

Sometimes I feel that this blog is just a rundown of my favourite TV shows. I mean, in three months, I've gotten like 3 comments and while my stats say otherwise, I really question if anyone is reading this. But I continue nonetheless.I'm guessing it's unlikely that you've watched "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". It's from the FX network but it shows up here in Canada on Showcase. I don't

Loxynoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-21571908759199358552008-09-30T09:33:00.000-07:002008-12-23T18:37:32.527-08:00

Even as I write this, I don't know how to allocate these three guys. Usually it's some combination of their characters and their actual identities... But I can't find the right format. What would you do?Marry, Boff, Kill: Sam Weir, Bill Haverstock, Neil SchweiberBoff Neil (Samm Levine): While I was sure I'd kill Neil as I started writing this post, there's something about him that makes me

Loxynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-19631187314869306682008-09-25T00:40:00.000-07:002008-12-23T18:49:05.749-08:00

Freaks and Geeks is one of my favourite shows of all time. For years I have owned the DVD set, watching it until the discs stopped working and I had to buy it again. So, the first of a two part MBK: The FreaksMarry Nick Andopolis (Jason Segel): If there's one thing I like, it's tall. Add in the fact that he's totally awkward hot and I loved "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and I would have no

Loxynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-53842877904416662752008-09-23T21:27:00.000-07:002008-12-23T18:49:46.316-08:00

I think every male gamer has one time or the other thought about this...Marry Boff Kill: Lara Croft from Tomb Raider, Yuna from Final Fantasy, Chun-Li from Street FighterKill Chun-Li. She got nice legs but the last thing I want is getting beat up by her. Can you imagine having her legs wrapped around you half way through a sex session and not letting go? I bet you that's how they got the idea for

Tawcannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-11297269965265527842008-09-20T09:52:00.000-07:002008-12-23T18:50:32.930-08:00

Seeing that my passport photo is a dead ringer for Molly Ringwald...Marry Boff Kill: The Boys of Pretty in PinkMarry Blane (Andrew McCarthy): I love love love Andrew McCarthy. I used to always preface that with a "circa 1987" but seriously, at 45, he's still kinda dreamy. "You said you couldn't be with someone who didn't believe in you. Well I believed in you. I just didn't believe in me. I love

Loxynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-89764707007190654502008-09-17T22:57:00.000-07:002008-12-23T18:51:46.509-08:00

Because I accepted Loxy's challenge.Marry Boff Kill: Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Kristen Wiig.Marry Tina Fey. She is just pure awesomeness. I don't watch SNL that often but I've always loved her on SNL's Weekend Update. And I mean look at those glasses...how can I not marry her?Boff Amy Poehler. I'm sorry she is just not as funny as Tina Fey but I'd certainly put her on the MILF list. HELLO?Kill

Tawcannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-57996447785237915172008-09-15T00:20:00.000-07:002008-12-23T18:53:26.287-08:00

I've looked at the top dogs of the American election, so it only makes sense to take a gander at Canada's competitors.Marry, Boff, Kill: Stephen Harper, Stephane Dion and Jack Layton (2 of whom I saw in person this week, but I guarantee that it did not skew the results)Marry Stephane Dion: Even though 79% of the population has no idea what he is saying, I get him! He's smart and smart and maybe

Loxynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-18601321639275135442008-09-12T19:15:00.000-07:002008-12-23T18:54:00.290-08:00

Because I'm bored...Marry Boff Kill: Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Katie HolmesKill Katie Holmes. I mean come on marrying Tom Cruise? We're suppose to get married together Katie!!! What were you thinking about?Marry Natalie Portman. She got the look, she got the brain, and she doesn't get into trouble like Paris Hilton. A perfect wife candidate...although maybe too good and too boring?Boff Anne

Tawcannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-40673422769938533662008-09-10T09:12:00.000-07:002008-12-23T18:54:52.608-08:00

So lately I've been watching a lot of Sex and the City. It took me a while to go back to watching random episodes of the show, because I hated the movie. The TV show, especially the earlier episodes, have a certain attainability. Sure they go to all the hip places and Carrie can barely afford rent because of shoes worth hundreds of dollars, but there is something that I relate with - something

Loxynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-76202147783968299412008-09-05T11:11:00.000-07:002008-12-23T18:55:33.853-08:00

Let's make this one simple shall we?Marry Boff Kill: Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Marge SimpsonMarry Marge Simpson: If she can put up with Homer she can put up with anyone, even me.Kill Ashlee Simpson: Lip synching, no talent once so ever and that fake plastic nose? Please explain to me how you can use the following lyrics in a song..."You make me wanna lalain the kitchen on the floor"More

Tawcannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-67507963990565390102008-09-03T18:07:00.000-07:002008-12-23T18:56:24.603-08:00

Yea to a new contributor to this blog! With the US Open happening in New York, how can I not have an entry on this topic? Since Anna Kournikova is so 1990's here are some female tennis players that are extremely hot and can actually play...Marry Boff KillAna IvanovicMaria ShrapovaVera ZvonarevaMarry Ana Ivanovic - What can I say she's hot, has an awesome body, can play tennis and I have a thing

Tawcannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-31379896800802491522008-09-02T10:02:00.001-07:002008-12-23T18:57:08.006-08:00

I'm not sure if I should do this one*, or if my male counterparts should handle it.Marry Boff Kill: The "stars" of To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie NewmarMarry John Leguizamo/Chi-Chi Rodriguez: Maybe he's a little TOO good at the drag thing, but I'm chalking it up to being in touch with his feminine side. Anyways, I think he is cute, and I could use a little latin lovin'.Boff Patrick

Loxynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-14552954128809676192008-08-29T09:56:00.000-07:002008-12-23T19:07:49.484-08:00

Of the men who could be the President of the United States of America*, I think it's an easy choice as to what fate each of them get.(*Joe Biden can't be elected, but if that whole assassination threat is true...)Anyways, Marry Boff Kill: Barack Obama, John McCain, Joe BidenMarry Obama: He's classy, he's young and power is hot. (US please vote democrat!)Boff Biden: Did you hear the man's speech

Loxynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-76343638078146943332008-08-24T23:17:00.000-07:002008-12-23T19:16:13.724-08:00

Marry, Boff, Kill: Kellogg's Rice KrispiesMarry Snap: He's the eldest, the most responsible and I want the chance to yell "Oh SNAP" as much as possible. Boff Pop: I like 'em young, spry and ready to pop.Kill Crackle: Forgotten middle child syndrome. Scares me.

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Movies that have three actors on the poster are just ideal for this website. Movies that I saw today are also ideal. Thus, Marry Boff Kill: The Actors in Tropic ThunderKill Jack Black: While his character in Be Kind Rewind was endearing, it wasn't enough for me to forget Nacho Libre. Though, I'm definitely giving this a second thought as I go through his imdb filmography... Some amazing finds

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They could make it into your home every night. How do you feel about inviting them into your bed? A look at some of Canada's top broadcasters...Marry Boff Kill: Lloyd Robertson, Peter Mansbridge and Kevin Newman.First of all, I was going to say I'd boff Mansbridge because he's probably got the most man in him - based on his name.. but then I realized Kevin is a new"man" himself. Either way...

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This was an obvious post that was only a matter of time...Marry Boff Kill: Steve Guttenberg, Tom Selleck, Ted Danson.As always, lets start with the easy choice:Kill Steve Guttenberg: He turned down the role of Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters, he was in FOUR Police Academy movies (sub question, at what point in a movie franchise do you go out on top and stop playing the same role? Bond excluded),

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Who do you want to see on this website? Come up with a set and I'll give you my honest opinion, so will Harlem if he's around. Men, women or, if you've been watching a lot of Dirty Sexy Money (as I have), something in between... Try to scare me with your threesome, I dare ya. Just leave a comment on this post!Paul would do it.

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In order to have a Baldwin brothers post, I had to eliminate one of them. It was as simple as using the first picture I found of three of them. In this case - Marry Boff Kill: Billy, Alec and Stephen (Sorry Daniel, you're the fat one anyways.. I think.)Lets make the easy decision first:Kill Stephen Baldwin: Despite starring in one of my favourite movies "The Usual Suspects" (and conversely, in

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Marry, boff, kill: Jack Tripper, Janet Wood, and Christmas Snow.Kill Janet. The sad casualty of this sordid affair. I always liked Janet, with her short hair, Pat Benatar looks and dominate personality, but there's no way I could kill the other two. The florist had to go.Boff Chrissy. Obviously. Look at those tits. And that ass in those short shorts. The woman is smoking hot. And fucking annoying

Harlem Spanishnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-73246371765132353752008-08-01T15:32:00.000-07:002008-12-23T19:52:02.739-08:00

With the messiahs of Brangelina being revealed this weekend, I figure we should look at former mates of the big lipped beauty and see if she's having little ones with the right one.Marry Boff Kill: Jonny Lee Miller, Billy Bob Thornton, and Brad PittMarry Jonny Lee Miller - Sure, I had to wikipedia him before I could make any judgement, but I like the fact that he lives out of the spotlight, he

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I've been sitting on this post for a few days now, and after we lost Estelle Getty a few days after the Golden Girls post, I'm afraid of the MBK curse. Maybe it's only when Harlem Spanish posts.Anyways, Michael J Fox - the 80s edition. Long before Fox had the shakes, he was known for these three roles: Marty McFly in Back to the Future, Teen Wolf and Alex P. Keaton in Family Ties.Marry Marty

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When they were doing auditions for the kids of Tim Allen on Tool Time, do you think they were turning kids away at the door if they had too few names?Anyways, I was at a board game night yesterday and the topic of the three boys came up.. immediately, I thought of MBK. But do you judge them as the pre-teens they once were or the men they are now? After researching their present standing in

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MBK: Danny Tanner, Joey Gladstone or Jesse Katsopolis.First I'm going to drop a bomb of Full House knowledge on you guys. Of the people in the above picture, who were in all 193 episodes? I'll give you a hint - 4 of them. You've probably got one of them... Michelle (the Olsen twins) only made 174 appearances each. So who is the other cast member not to be in all the shows? If you're

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Turns out the Dark Knight isn't the only movie opening up this weekend. Also on the radar of middle aged women, flamboyant gay men and that ABBA fan, is "Mamma Mia! The movie". I like the fact that they had to add "the movie" to the title, in case you were unsure what you're doing in a darkened theatre.There actually are a few men in the movie. Enough, in fact, to Marry Boff Kill them.Marry Colin

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Hi. I'm here. I have a penis. Yada yada yada. Let's get started.Marry, boff, kill: Rose Nylund, Blanche Devereaux, and Dorothy Zbornak.• Kill Rose. Those St. Olaf stories drove me fucking bonkers.• Marry Blanche, because who doesn't want to be married to a horny Southern belle who calls you "Big Daddy"? Plus, her pubes won't be grey for at least another ten years.• Boff Dorothy, with Bea Arthur's

Harlem Spanishnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909524046693220928.post-13461200300357252552008-07-16T20:43:00.000-07:002008-12-23T19:19:53.120-08:00

Tomorrow night, tomorrow night, TOMORROW NIGHT! Finally I'll get my chance to see the Dark Knight... but in the meantime, how about more bat-content?The first three Batmans. (In my mind Batman and Robin never existed.)Adam West, Michael Keaton and Val KilmerMarry Michael Keaton - He seems like a pretty standup guy, good family values, the right mix of dark and do-gooder (that could be the Tim

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Tonight I could've gone to the advanced screening of the Dark Knight. I'm working instead and I'm giving the tickets to two relatively undeserving friends. I won't be seeing the movie until Thursday at midnight, and in the meantime, I'm going to MBK the three male leads from the movie.Unfortunately, the decision here is much too easy. Am I right?Marry Batman/Bruce Wayne/Christian Bale - You

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I've got a few friends in the Oilogosphere, so I figure I should get them involved in this site early on. Thus, today's MBK.For me, it's an easy decision between Craig "Silver Fox" MacTavish, Charlie Huddy and Kelly Buchberger.Marry MacT: Therefore ensuring that he can help me pick out my new glasses. Boff Huddy: The man is like a bear, grr.Kill Buchy: Is it necessary to justify this, given my

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Welcome to Marry, Boff, Kill.If you are not familiar with this term, you may know a game called "Fuck, Marry, Kill" or "Bed, Wed or Dead". (Thanks wikipedia!) But I'm going with an homage to "30 Rock", wherein the episode "Up All Night" (Season 1, episode 13) the game is played.If this still isn't ringing any bells, I'll explain.You are given three choices (usually they are people, but who knows

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