Sunday, October 25, 2009
I recently got a board game...
And I recognized the theme. It's just like this blog, except sanitized.
But it means I've got an entire box of options, I'll never have to come up with original material again! (Though I might.)
So, the first card I picked out: David Bowie, Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler
(An easy one, right?)
Marry David Bowie - He's cool, he's hip and that makes me Iman.
Boff Mick Jagger - The Rolling Stones are one of the biggest bands of all time, so that's quite the feat if you can bag the Jag. He's not aging well, but what the hell.
Kill Steven Tyler - Liv can already keep the family name going and frankly Aerosmith, while retro-cool*, kinda sucks.
* Retro-cool means no matter how terrible something is, once it is a certain age, it goes through an age of "Retro-cool" because it helps to bring back memories of a forgotten time. It then becomes cheezy (like your Air Supply hits), then Classic. A lot of classic tunes are actually terrible, but later in life that gets cleared from the slate.