This is a super challenge for me because frankly, I have no idea who these guys are. I have never heard their music, I don't know why they are famous and I just needed to bump a post down.
Oh, and I watched an episode of South Park last night that taught me everything I know about them:
A. They are owned and operated by Disney.
B. They appeal to the Christian crowd.
C. They turn normal kids into sissies.
Lets make this short and sweet (just like the Jonas Brothers!)...
Marry the young looking Jonas Brother.
He's vaguely cuter than the other two and based on one minute of a Barbara Walters' special I accidentally watched, he is the leader singer of the band. Plus I like 'em young.
Boff the super metro emo Jonas Brother.
In the picture above, he's trying too hard with that hair-outfit-combo but he's not paperbag ugly and I'm willing to bet he's 19? Making my decision based on legality?
Kill the caterpillar eyebrowed Jonas Brother.
I get the feeling he's gonna try for a soul patch or giant mutton chops in the near future when teenage girls go off to college and he drops off the face of the earth faster than Lizzie McGuire.
2 comments:
That last picture is just scary.
Okay, so first of all I just wanted to say that you are so Funny!!!I loved your post about the Jonas Brothers and seriously I really don't know wtf they do anymore. Frankly, I used to like their music but now I think it's a bunch of shit. The guys try too hard and they've become really fake. The last photo was hilarious :) and wtf is wrong with joe jonas' hair?
Good job!
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