Marry Boff Kill The Flight of the Conchords - Jemaine, Bret and Arj Barker (who appears as Dave and is opening on tour).
Marry Bret McKenzie: Cause he's like tres adorable. That's the entire rationale for marrying him. If only real life were that easy.
Boff Dave or Arj Barker: (I didn't really specify if these are the characters or the actual dudes)Anyways, Arj is hilarious. He's also kinda hot in a stand-up comedian kind of way. (Not to be confused with a douchebag Dane Cook kind of way) Maybe he would rap to me as we made love.
Kill Jemaine Clement: I saw Eagle vs. Shark before ever watching an episode of FOTC. He drove me insane. I mean, I laughed, but I also wanted to punch something. That's how I feel about him most of the time. Even right now. I'm laughing and typing on my keyboard with brutal force. (After choosing that picture for this post, I'm starting to reconsider. He looks totally hot there.)
2 comments:
This would have been easier if you'd used Murray instead of Dave. Seriously. Save Jemaine! Kill Murray!
I was all about Bret until I saw him without the scruff - mmm ... scruff.
I agree though - Save Jemaine!
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