It's the NHL All Star Break, so how about we look at my favourite team... the Oilers.
It's hard to pick three, but thanks to this awesome video above, I'm set.
Marry Boff Kill: Glenn Anderson, Mark Messier, and Ken Linseman.
Kill Ken Linseman -
His nickname of "The Rat" might be the least sexy thing I can imagine. But then I watch that video and see what kind of hair we'd be dealing with. Egad.
Marry Mark Messier -
Not only is he aging relatively well, he successfully ruined the Canucks organization for a while there. He is my hero.
Boff Glenn Anderson -
The key to this choice is not getting pregnant. There are little Anderson babies across North America... well, I suppose these kids are all like 20 now, but still. It's obvious the dude wasn't shooting blanks, so I'd be sure to be prepared.
3 comments:
That pic of Mark Messier is just disturbingly.
Am I the only one who sees Mark Messier's ball?
No, I am pretty sure Gary Coleman did too.
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