Outdoor activity boff

Firs the boring boring introduction... You can go & skip this part or go to sleep if you want... As most of you probably don't know, I'm more or less an outdoor nut. There are lots outdoor activities like white water kayaking and kite boarding I want to try but decided to avoid just so there's less chance of blow money on other outdoor gear.

So today I've decided to Marry Boff Kill three of my current favourite outdoor activities:

Marry Boff Kill - Rock Climbing, Scrambling, Telemark Skiing.

Kill Rock Climbing. Climbing is fun and all but most of the time you're just watching your partner's ass. This is true if you're a wimp like me who prefers to second up a hard route rather than lead it. This is particularly bad if your partner happens to be a dude and you happen to be a dude as well. However it can be a very wonderful sight if you're climbing with a hot attractive female wearing Lululemon pants and a low cut tank top. It's a wonderful sight from both above & below! A win win situation!

If you're a guy do you really want to stare at this all day?

Boff Scrambling. Scrambling is kinda like rock climbing but without a rope. The consequences of losing a footing can be disastrous as sometimes you could drop a good 20+ feet. Scrambling usually means you get to summit some sort of deserted peaks. This is particularly good if you're scrambling with an opposite-sex partner...in my case a female partner. Since you're at the summit of the peak all by yourself that means you can do all you want. You can take a few naked summit shots, ask her if she wants help putting sunscreen on her body, fool around while doing so, then nail each other and scream at top of your lungs without worrying about other ppl. HOT!

Cypress Peak, Squamish BC

Clearly you need to pick a destination that's less popular to maximize your chance of boffing your attractive partner

Marry Telemark Skiing. I'll probably get flamed by saying this but telemark skiing is so much more fun than alpine touring (AT). Telemark turns are so much sexier and ppl, male or female, dig that. If you're a dude like me there's nothing sexier than seeing a hot lady ripping down the slope doing telemark turns. You know she's a keeper and she won't mind you doing her from behind while in a telemark stance. In fact I know some very attractive females ripping down the slopes while making beautiful tele turns wearing only bikinis or even naked! Who can say no to that right? Best of all since you're most likely out in the backcountry to go telemark skiing, that means you have to stay in a tent. Ladies are usually very bad with bod heat, in other words, they're heat sluts. When the opportunity strikes, make sure you offer to spoon with your female tent-mate to keep her warm, or better yet invite her into your sleeping bag. Afterall, two naked bodies in a sleeping bag is hotter than 1 naked body. ;)

Edit: The blog post author is guilty of doing most of the things mentioned above. He's a naughty boy... that's probably why Santa never brings what he wants for xmas...